Friday, March 5, 2010

Ask Spectergirl!

It's Friday so that mean more advice from Spectergirl. Once again I'm here to share with you my vast knowledge of relationships and help give you the keys to a better life. This is very likely the only opportunity you will ever have to become a more likable and well rounded individual, SO best take advantage of it before I grow weary of your trivial problems.

(originally answered incorrectly in Skywald Comic's Tender Love Stories #3)

Dear Sausage Fingers,

Believe it or not, quite often the things we hate most about ourselves actually become some of our favorite features. Remember you're only 13 now but in a few years there will be plenty of men who will appreciate your thick fingered hands. Along with about 10 % of women you'll meet in college. (And that doesn't even include the 8 % that will only claim they do when men are around.)

Until then avoid jewelry and bowling in mixed groups.


  1. SpecterGirl: Hahahaha. Dear Sausage fingers! But wait, your right! Nothing like a nice, thick set of fingers to . . . well, no need for details. Great Post!!! You always make me laugh. -- Mykal

  2. PM: Hobbit! That could explain SO much!

    Mykal: Sadly my superior understanding of the world has come just a little too late to assist these frightfully ignorant children.