We ended up snagging a copy of 300.
The movie could have only been a better fit if I had voiced a desire to watch something homoerotic with a bunch of well put together men wearing little more than a Speedo, cape and a strategically applied air brushed tan
Well, at As Told to Stan Lee we are not only all about comics, we are also all about objectification. So today I am bringing you the shirtless men of Romance. (Aaron thought I should try for 300 days of shirtless men but even I would grow bored with that.)
Now gentlemen, before you go slinking off to put on a shirt, remember these are the ideal. No one expects you to look this good.
So, with no further delay, lets get to it!
Secret Romances #17 - Ohh, Captain...
Grabby? No need to apologize.
Sweethearts #123 - Never Trust a Sailor
Though, in my experience, the older sailors are normally covered in tattoos of naked women (unless the women they married made them tattoo bikinis on them) so really it's a draw.
Secret Romances #17 - You Never Can Tell
If Lila could only get these two to get along there would be the makings of one hell of a cruise.
I Love You #102 - With the Swingers
I'm all for public displays of affection but these two are just creepy.
Career Girl Romances #62 - Why Does He Kiss Me - ?
Makes you wonder exactly what kind of pills did this younger Stan Lee send for.
Teen Confessions #83 - Daddy's Little Girl!
Well honey, in that case, you should wear your school uniform from eight grade. - Dad has got to get a clue!
Well honey, in that case, you should wear your school uniform from eight grade. - Dad has got to get a clue!
Sweethearts 134 - In The Shadows
I bet he smells of nothing but chlorine and masculinity.
Sweethearts 134 - Love Ain't Hat
I'm willing to bet she just threw up a little bit.
Teen Age Love #91 - What Must I Do?
Exactly what are either of you doing that in remotely interesting? Let alone wild.
Exactly what are either of you doing that in remotely interesting? Let alone wild.
Secret Romance #13 - All or Nothing
Yeah, I'll let you insert your own joke here. I do have standards you know.
Teen Age Love #66 - Another's Arm
See, I would have thought she started the whole thing when she choose to wear body paint in lieu of a swim suit.
See, I would have thought she started the whole thing when she choose to wear body paint in lieu of a swim suit.
Secret Romance 33 - The Love Goddess
Something about Steve's stance make me think that he might not blame Wharton for finding Wendy attractive but he personally just doesn't swing that way.
And I saved my favorite for last.
For Lovers Only 62 - I'll Pay for These Kisses
If I were Martinez and Elier I would have signed it that large as well.
Alright ladies! You can feel free to go back to your unsatisfactory lives and your sub par men.
