I have once again found a young person in desperate need of my help. Hopefully my mind-blowing wisdom will help others as well.
(originally answered incorrectly in Charlton's Teen-Age Love #96)
Dear Debbie Hsieh,
I have seen your countries cartoons. All of your men are perverts with a school girl fixation. Listen to your mother. Put your Hello Kitty backpack away and stay home.
It is also probably best to hide your cram-school uniform in a closet until you are at least 19.
P.S. Send Pocky.
I have seen your countries cartoons. All of your men are perverts with a school girl fixation. Listen to your mother. Put your Hello Kitty backpack away and stay home.
It is also probably best to hide your cram-school uniform in a closet until you are at least 19.
P.S. Send Pocky.
SpecterGirl: Your advice, as always, is flawless. Have you ever seen the "comics" grown men read on the subways in Japan? I can only echo your pitch-perfect advice to our very young Ms. Hsieh: Never, ever wear that little schoolgirl uniform except at school until 18 years of age. After your 18th birthday, you may wear it often. Please. -- Mykal
ReplyDeleteMykal: Back in College the OSU campus had a little rundown shop called The Monkey's Retreat. At the time it was a good place to pickup hard to find comics. The only thing scarier than the weird leering men who ran the counter were those very comics.
ReplyDeleteI probably should have suggested Debbie Hsieh never leave the house.
Ah Monkey's Retreat! I remember we went there once. I picked up a back issue of Marvel's Indiana Jones. I still remember the section just off to the right of the back issues though. The title "One-Fisted Tales" will be burned into my memory forever!
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