14 hours ago
Friday, February 19, 2010
After many years of reading comics I have figured one thing out - you don't need some fancy degree to hand out relationship advice as long as you have a spiffy banner with your picture on it.
With the help of my husband Aaron (Silver Age Gold), who was kind enough to turn me into a nice little illustration, I have just that.
So here I go, handing out the advice that should have been given years ago. Too little, too late.
Dear Needs Help,
Buck is a tool. And "Peter" is what we call a pedophile. Wait until you are at least 22 and then date someone from College. And then, if years down the road you ever have yourself a daughter, be sure to tell her about pedophiles so that a comic book advice column (or DC Vertigo) doesn't have to break the news to her.