I know if may seem odd for a blog called As Told to Stan Lee to obsess over, of all things, a reoccurring Charlton Comics character. But hey, sometimes things take on a life of their own.
Well today I received my newly ordered, highly coveted, 12 Charlton issues featuring Jonnie Love, seven of which have a Jonnie Love cover. *swoon*
Now I know what you are thinking - "Wow! You are quite possibly the perfect woman, do you perchance have a sister?". I do, but she hates comic books. Now, if you don't mind, back to the subject at hand.
Well in my excitement I concluded that I had three options. First, posting all twelve, in their entirety, this very evening. Too much work and over WAY too quickly. Second, soaking in a bubble bath while drinking heavily and reading these newly acquired treasures. Dangerous combination AND terribly bad for the comics. Or, lastly, I could just pace myself and post one issue each week for twelve glorious weeks.
This last option has won out, so welcome to the first ...
Well today I received my newly ordered, highly coveted, 12 Charlton issues featuring Jonnie Love, seven of which have a Jonnie Love cover. *swoon*
Now I know what you are thinking - "Wow! You are quite possibly the perfect woman, do you perchance have a sister?". I do, but she hates comic books. Now, if you don't mind, back to the subject at hand.
Well in my excitement I concluded that I had three options. First, posting all twelve, in their entirety, this very evening. Too much work and over WAY too quickly. Second, soaking in a bubble bath while drinking heavily and reading these newly acquired treasures. Dangerous combination AND terribly bad for the comics. Or, lastly, I could just pace myself and post one issue each week for twelve glorious weeks.
This last option has won out, so welcome to the first ...
HUMP DAY WITH JONNIE LOVE
(Charlton Comics' Teen Confessions #55 - Mini Poster)
Wow, those are some tight pants Jonnie Love!
"Tight Pants Johnnie Love" has a real ring to it. In fact, "Hump Day with Tight Pants Johnnie Love" sounds like the best porn movie ever made.
ReplyDelete(Charlton was a pretty shady outfit; can we be sure they didn't dabble in some good-old Connecticut-based porn?)
SpecterGirl: Admit it, you did options 2 and3! I think it might be time for a Jonnie Love group intervention. It's disturbing to see even one so cynical and sarcastic fall to the charms of this bearded carnivore.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to more of the L-man, though.
I'm very much looking forward to this. Thanks.
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Someone needs to start a Johnnie Love fashion line..I always dig what that cat's wearing
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Rob!: I'm thinking there can be little, if any, doubt the Charlton had their paws into some adult oriented side line. I'm thinking funds a comic company would have normally invested in printing was instead used for developing 8mm film.
ReplyDeleteAnd most certainly Jonnie Love was based on their most charismatic and popular actor.
Mykal: How could you have possibly ... um ... oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking of something else.
Actually it is going to be terribly hard to wait to post these only on Wednesdays. God they are hysterical. I can not thank you enough!
Rip: I assure you Jonnie Love always pays off!
TomG: That is a sign of your superior taste I am sure!
Those boots... :)
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to 12 weeks of Jonnie!!!